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4 am massacre

This event probably would never make it up to the headlines ..neither would it fulfill the cheap criteria of being featured as breaking news on any one of the news channel . It will go unheard and unnoticed ..but my blogspot wont let that happen..Ill try to give full justice to that dreadful even which happened right in front of my eyes…Yes I saw it happen.. When the world was sleeping they were awake. When the world was dormant ..their activities were at peak. When the whole world was snoring ..they were quietly amuggling things. When the whole world was still ..Afraid of no one they were carelessly roving here and there. Darkness did not terrorize them.It did not limit their vision.It did not make them feel sleepy.. In a nut shell Darkness did not matter them and as usual everything went on very smoothly… But with a flash of light that day everything got devastated.Everybody at sight was killed..Absolutely nobody was spared.Seniors,Adults,Kids..even the newborns weren’t spar

THE OTHER SIDE

Oh Fissssh ! Nooo ! Our bus was in the middle of traffic jam !! Just 10 mins more and I would’ve seen myself sipping coffee at home but hell.. this traffic ! Past 35 mins, parking myself on the middle seat of the last row of the 8 pm bus I had been cursing ….. •The civil engineer who constructed the road which made our bus bounce like a ball •My neighbors on either sides who were competing b/w themselves to squeeze me like a lemon. •The heat in the air which made me feel like a potato in the cooker •The radio in the bus which played the song “Panchi banu Udti phiru mast gagan mein..” ( Errrrrr ..how I felt like hammering it till the springs in it sound ..DWAIING DWAIING :) ) •The Indian population who managed to own so many vehicles which caused the traffic jam. (I bet Mr.Ratan would’ve never thought of the NANO if he would’ve been in my place ). •Lastly …I was cursing myself for the reason that I was cursing others . Before things got worse and I started cursing GOD fo

MIRRORS

There they come again ..I am smacked yet again by these weird thoughts !! I don’t know from where do I attract them….and not only do they dwell in but they also multiply encumbering other thoughts which is not at all normal. Seeing their flourishing rate I often wonder what do they get in here to breed on :) Anyway, before these weird thoughts clog all my other thoughts and make me weird I better squiggle them on this post and make some room for normal thoughts !!! Zillions of apologies for spreading these weird thoughts through my blog. Well,this time the weird thought is .. MIRRORS ! Had a haircut recently ..Sitting on the hot seat I had nothing to gaze at except .. 1. Cosmetic Bottles and tubes (Which don’t lure me ) 2. My Face (Which I am bored of already ) 3. Pieces of hair (they make me compare the time they took to be of that length and the time the barber took to recklessly detach them from their roots…making me feel sad so I dont look at them either !! ) Soooo I had n