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In the life of a ZERO

Recently growling and crying for getting a zero in one of the exam a thought just struck me "how would the zero feel????????? Now I know you must be thinking that I am wierd Okay ! but I know you would read furthur :) so I dont care what you think :) ..Ya ..so where was I ? THE ZERO.Was feeling dejected initially but then I thought 'After all he's mine I have managed to get it...Why should I be so ashamed of it ?Its has an identity..its not that i've got nothing !! then why to crib?? Infact I felt sorry for Zero and there ………he started speaking..(Ya It happens ..you remember 'Lage Raho Munnabhai's Gandhiji !!')

The ZERO says to me…..
""'Hello! Excuse me !! Whats the problem wid u mankind??
00   Its ME from where the world starts and its ME where the world is said to end.
00   Its only ME..what a man possesses when he is born and Its only ME.. what he possesses when he's dead.
00   Its ME..because of whom U People have got inspiration to progress.
00   Its ME..because of whom U people have standards !!
00   I am the Driving Force..of this world
Still Still ...
I dont understand why my owners give me such disgusting looks and carry guilt with them ?Why?Why?
You humans have given your children a kinda cruel training to be away from me.They also feel terrorised about me.
All mankind just hates me when I am alone.They are completely fine when they see me with other numbers…That too when I am not leading……They cant see me in front of any numbers..They get terrified ,Petrified.
They say I have no value !!!
How they dont understand that it is me ..because of whom the numbers are been created!!!
What not I have done for you ppl ??
When things get complicated ..you round off …Leaving things for me to solve .
Its me with whom they compare each and every thing.
The Positive and negative is just distinguished because of me.
I absolutely have no hopes of gratitude from this mankind...ya its their nature I know :)

I am just thankful for just one invention by the mankind "The Binary System".
Coz I know how much they worship me there.

Well …why am I saying all this …there's nothing to actually complain about mankind coz I know ultimately its only me whose existence is confirmed in this world and nobody else's .So I am the KING…………."""""

I was taken aback by this conversation..but was pleased to be a proud owner of the "KING of the world…ZERO "!!

And so here I stop growling !!

Be Proud when you get ZERO !!!!!
(Ya right...Now dont say the Girl is CRACK :) :)..think think ..theres no use cribbbing !! now then why to ?? )
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  1. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2010 at 7:16 AM

    COooool ..I wanna a ZERO now :)
    I never felt it could feel sooo bad .
    Loved the post
    --Prithvi

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2010 at 11:11 PM

    proud to own a Zer0 ha .. jst make sure u don't make a collection of zero's :P .. tht to ;eading zero's ;)

    - Varun Jain

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  3. Kasturi Shinde YadavFebruary 11, 2010 at 1:54 AM

    ha :)

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