Kasturi's Blog

Hey guys..this isn't my usual post. So this time you can be relieved that my thoughts are not going to eat up ur head ! This is my entry for youngistaan ka WOW contest. I had to nominate 4 of my funniest posts(damn difficult maaan)..and in the fifth post I had to answer this question - If you were the game master, what challengze would you like to throw to Ranbir? (To find out what the game is, check out http://www.youngistaan.com/ )For example, ask Ranbir how he would get to a Pepsi if it is 15 feet underwater and there is no one in sight to help him (he is water phobic!). So folks my 4 of my entries are.. other side in the life of zero today mirrors And my answer to the question is..... After following map and overcoming all the dangerous hurdles in jungle Ranbir finally finds the cave where Pepsi bottle can be found .The Pepsi is right there on the Kings chair ! But there is an istruction stating that,If the bottle is lifted,the door of the cave closes ...

This event probably would never make it up to the headlines ..neither would it fulfill the cheap criteria of being featured as breaking news on any one of the news channel . It will go unheard and unnoticed ..but my blogspot wont let that happen..Ill try to give full justice to that dreadful even which happened right in front of my eyes…Yes I saw it happen.. When the world was sleeping they were awake. When the world was dormant ..their activities were at peak. When the whole world was snoring ..they were quietly amuggling things. When the whole world was still ..Afraid of no one they were carelessly roving here and there. Darkness did not terrorize them.It did not limit their vision.It did not make them feel sleepy.. In a nut shell Darkness did not matter them and as usual everything went on very smoothly… But with a flash of light that day everything got devastated.Everybody at sight was killed..Absolutely nobody was spared.Seniors,Adults,Kids..even the newborns weren’t ...

Recently growling and crying for getting a zero in one of the exam a thought just struck me "how would the zero feel????????? Now I know you must be thinking that I am wierd Okay ! but I know you would read furthur :) so I dont care what you think :) ..Ya ..so where was I ? THE ZERO.Was feeling dejected initially but then I thought 'After all he's mine I have managed to get it...Why should I be so ashamed of it ?Its has an identity..its not that i've got nothing !! then why to crib?? Infact I felt sorry for Zero and there ………he started speaking..(Ya It happens ..you remember 'Lage Raho Munnabhai's Gandhiji !!') The ZERO says to me….. ""'Hello! Excuse me !! Whats the problem wid u mankind?? 00    Its ME from where the world starts and its ME where the world is said to end. 00    Its only ME ..what a man possesses when he is born and Its only ME.. what he possesses when he's dead. 00    Its ME ..because of whom U People have got ins...

Oh Fissssh ! Nooo ! Our bus was in the middle of traffic jam !! Just 10 mins more and I would’ve seen myself sipping coffee at home but hell.. this traffic ! Past 35 mins, parking myself on the middle seat of the last row of the 8 pm bus I had been cursing ….. •The civil engineer who constructed the road which made our bus bounce like a ball •My neighbors on either sides who were competing b/w themselves to squeeze me like a lemon. •The heat in the air which made me feel like a potato in the cooker •The radio in the bus which played the song “Panchi banu Udti phiru mast gagan mein..” ( Errrrrr ..how I felt like hammering it till the springs in it sound ..DWAIING DWAIING :) ) •The Indian population who managed to own so many vehicles which caused the traffic jam. (I bet Mr.Ratan would’ve never thought of the NANO if he would’ve been in my place ). •Lastly …I was cursing myself for the reason that I was cursing others . Before things got worse and I started cursing GOD fo...

There they come again ..I am smacked yet again by these weird thoughts !! I don’t know from where do I attract them….and not only do they dwell in but they also multiply encumbering other thoughts which is not at all normal. Seeing their flourishing rate I often wonder what do they get in here to breed on :) Anyway, before these weird thoughts clog all my other thoughts and make me weird I better squiggle them on this post and make some room for normal thoughts !!! Zillions of apologies for spreading these weird thoughts through my blog. Well,this time the weird thought is .. MIRRORS ! Had a haircut recently ..Sitting on the hot seat I had nothing to gaze at except .. 1. Cosmetic Bottles and tubes (Which don’t lure me ) 2. My Face (Which I am bored of already ) 3. Pieces of hair (they make me compare the time they took to be of that length and the time the barber took to recklessly detach them from their roots…making me feel sad so I dont look at them either !! ) Soooo I had n...